Greetings and Salutations,
If you have issues or questions about life, love, happiness, and strudel, fear not fellow travelers! Just click "Add a Comment" below and leave your question. I will reply with advice that had helped countless persons over my 25 days in private practice.

(Dr. Alan O'Rugby is not a medical doctor and, as such, gives advice that is not intended to replace that of a licensed professional. Rather, it is intended to be at least mildly interesting. Dr. Alan has a Certificate of Attendance for a 3 hour seminar from the Duluth School of Animal Husbandry, and has legally changed his first name from Alan to Dr. Alan. He lives with his mother and his Great Dane.)