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RON "THE REAL" DIEHL FOR PRESIDENT

"Bringing our country back to the way it used to be."

DRAFT RON "THE REAL" DIEHL IN 2008!

NEWS:

March 17, 2008:WILL DIEHL DENOUNCE REVEREND WOOD?
Reverend I. L. Wood of the First Church of the Presumptuous Assumption in New Washington, PA was quoted recently as saying that ALL the candidates were "a bunch of a**holes" because none of them would "bring about Armageddon soon enough . . . probably not until at least their second terms."

March 9, 2008: DIEHL REFUSES TO EXIT RACE. WILL HE BE A SPOILER?

December 18, 2007: ACTOR CHUCK NORRIS DUMPS HUCKABEE AND ENDORSES RON "THE REAL" DIEHL FOR PRESIDENT.

"DIEHL or these bad boys, take your pick, punk."

Says Norris," I was onboard with Huckabee, having put him through a rigorous two-year training schedule including exercise and diet. He lost over 180 pounds! But recently, I've seen Wendy's bags in his car and even spotted him in Safeway loading up on Little Debbie's. If I am to endorse anyone, I demand integrity and faithfullness to the training program. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed in Mike.

Therefore, I am giving my celebrity endorsement and support to RON "THE REAL" DIEHL. Violence is my last option."

November 7, 2007:RON "THE REAL" DIEHL ENDORSED BY

International Society of Explosives Engineers (ISEE) and Demolition Workers of Somerset County, PA (DWOSCPA)

"DRAFT RRD" MOVEMENT GAINING MOMENTUM!

Here's what the leading contenders are saying about RON "THE REAL" DIEHL:

I really hope he changes his mind and doesn't run. America's not ready for someone with lime-green hair, especially if it looks better than mine.---John Edwards

I know how he feels; I myself would kinda like to run, too.---Fred Thompson

While it's true that RRD is quite handsome, it takes more than looks and charm to run a country--just consider our last two presidents.---Hillary Clinton

We lost a good man on 9/11. RON was a tower unto himself. What? He's not dead? Oh, . . . never mind.---Rudy "Remember 9/11" Giuliani

Is HE running? You mean I lost 200 pounds for nothing! Dang! Take me to Denny's STAT!---Mike Huckabee

(expletives deleted by The Dude Abides)

He has proved himself to be quite capable, but a fellow from New Jersey claims that he has been repeatedly tortured by Mr. DIEHL. Given my experience at the "Hanoi Hilton," I can't endorse anyone who engages in this despicable practice---does he need a running mate?---John McCain

I'm all for his candidacy. Color isn't an issue. What color is he, anyway? See, it doesn't matter, does it?---Barack (a.k.a. "Barry") O'Bama

I'm not running, but I really hope he doesn't make it. He's the LAST thing we need. Did you ever see those old Raid commercials with cartoon bugs screaming "Raid!" when the can walks through the door? We gihadists fear HIM even more than we fear soap and water.---Usama Bin Laden

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Nov 26 2007, 5:36 PM EST by G_in_da_house

Thread started: Nov 1 2007, 11:44 AM EDT Watch

I am overwhelmed by the idea---maybe Tony can be my "Vice" President since that's where is head seems to be---I haven't heard from him lately---I heard he "flu" the coop. I would rather be a Bully without the pulpit. There's far too much to clean up in this country, and the office doesn't come with enough Lysol to suit me---The country is better served with me strengthening on the outside---however, feel free to use my mantra--"Good Jobs For Good People".

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