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RONTHEREALDIEHL
RONTHEREALDIEHL
HOLIDAY GREETINGS FOR tony
Apr 10 2009, 3:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 10 2009, 3:21 PM EDT
As the exhaulted jackyll ponders the impending dyslexia in a prism laden by doom, so has the paradox which has exhausted the very boundaries which define our limitations. In the seemingly endless vacuum that has spurred our own survival, one can only, with prudence, calculate the inherant journey along the watchtowers of the matrix................I'm sure ya' got that, tony. 0  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
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Tony_from_Jersey
Tony_from_Jersey
1. RE: HOLIDAY GREETINGS FOR tony
Apr 20 2009, 9:14 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 20 2009, 9:14 PM EDT
diehl, I have to compliment you here on your CONSISTENCY--you never cease to annoy me. In response to your "poetry," I give you my assessment: DOOTY! Do you find this valuable?    
Dr_Alan_O'Rugby
Dr_Alan_O'Rugby
2. RE: HOLIDAY GREETINGS FOR tony
Apr 20 2009, 9:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 20 2009, 9:30 PM EDT
"As the exhaulted jackyll ponders the impending dyslexia in a prism laden by doom, so has the paradox which has exhausted the very boundaries which define our limitations. In the seemingly endless vacuum that has spurred our own survival, one can only, with prudence, calculate the inherant journey along the watchtowers of the matrix................I'm sure ya' got that, tony."
My dear DIEHL,
Your verse is so laden with masterful elocution, it brought tears to my eyes-- especially the line about kicking Tony in the balls.

I hope you found the expression of your words to be a cathartic experience; after all, it's no secret that YOU are the exhalted jackyll. I am surprised, though, that you admit weakness: . . . boundaries which define OUR limitations." You with limitations?!

Moreover, your expose reveals clues to the validity of a hypothesis I've held for some time, now. Our mutual friend Tony is also and "exhaulted jackyll," in that jackylls are agressive carnivores who attack without mercy. Here's the bottom line: You and Tony are brothers! That explains his resentment of you, doesn't it? I am so damn brilliant! Do you find this valuable?    
Rufus_the_Doofus
Rufus_the_Doofus
3. RE: HOLIDAY GREETINGS FOR tony
Apr 20 2009, 9:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 20 2009, 9:40 PM EDT
"As the exhaulted jackyll ponders the impending dyslexia in a prism laden by doom, so has the paradox which has exhausted the very boundaries which define our limitations. In the seemingly endless vacuum that has spurred our own survival, one can only, with prudence, calculate the inherant journey along the watchtowers of the matrix................I'm sure ya' got that, tony."
What you talkin' bout, Deal? Hey this talk about jackals is makin' me hungry, I swear. Me and Donnie Baker feasted on jackal last year at our annual "Wild Feed." Yeah, whatever we can rustle-up gets put on the grill. That and an 18 gallon keg of Pabst really exhaults my jackal, if ya get my drift! Do you find this valuable?